The 100 (Not the CW Show)

Greetings dear readers,

I’m already nearly at 100 followers, but I really just would like to sponge up anyone else who’s interested in following me, who was also curious about other people in similar predicaments after receiving this very lame email:

Look, I don’t know about you, but I would like to keep receiving 3 cents here and there, alright? So come on. What are you waiting for? Follow me, oafs.

(for those of you who already follow me, congratulations, you just wasted a minute of your time, good job)